Archive for January, 2006

Isn’t Pregnancy Supposed to be Beautiful?

Is it just me…
…or does she look homeless? I thought women were supposed to glow while pregnant? I mean hell, all the women I’ve known with kids did at some point in time. There are plenty of great maternity outfits, so what the hell is she wearing? She looks like a hobo. But […]

Light That Ass on Fire

GALENA, Mo. (AP) - A woman who killed her ex-husband by dousing him with gasoline and setting him on fire has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
After watching a “Waiting to Exhale” marathon on Lifetime, Barbara Ann Banning, 60, poured fuel on her ex-husband while he was sitting in a recliner recovering […]

A College Degree Does Not Award You Common Sense

A study has been published revealing something that alot of people have suspected for a long time ( unless you happen to be one of these muthafuckas in the study ). Alot of college graduates are fucking stupid. Unfortunately, the main people who suspected this all along, are not college graduates and their boss […]

Osama wants to dead his beef, Oh really?

Al-Qaida leader, Osama Bin Laden has a new mixed tape that just hit the streets of Egypt. In his latest installment, of course he goes with the usual threats of bloodshed of the infidels yap yap yap. But this time, he dishes out a twist. A Truce! Say word?
Osama says that the road to […]

Large Black Man Runs By; Thousands of Whites Terrified

During an away game against the Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks forward Antonio Davis enters the stands, as the thosands of white people in attendance with good seats clutched thier purses and screamed for security.

Gabby, Gabby, Gabby

I guess we all have an off day…

Now normally, I LOVE Ms. Union’s fashion choices. She’s got a great body & she generally wears her clothing, her clothing doesn’t wear her. This little diddy however, leaves me wondering, what was was thinking? I can see the direction she was trying to […]

HipHop Coup De Gras

Almost, but not yet at least. Its reported that the board of directors over at famed HipHop Magazine, The Source, are trying to push Dave Mays and punk ass Benzino out the door, as all of HipHop begins to grin. But careful to not get our hopes up because the cunning, crafty and rather […]

Think Dummy! How Many Niggas Do YOU Know Named “Rosesnbaum”?!

WASHINGTON - A suspect in the beating death of New York Times reporter David Rosenbaum turned himself in to police Thursday night after TV stations broadcast surveillance images showing his face using Mr. Roenbaum’s credit card.

Burn, baby, Burn!

HAMPTON, Virginia — A newlywed couple’s best man was sentenced to nine years in prison for torching the groom’s house during the honeymoon.
Joseph T. Overton pleaded guilty in October to arson and manufacture of explosive devices. He was sentenced Wednesday and ordered to repay insurance companies that paid claims on the fire. The home […]

Next Time, Just Kick Him In The Nuts

ASHBURN, Va. — Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor was fined $17,000 Monday by the NFL for spitting in the face of Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Michael Pittman in response to being called an “African Booty Scratcher.”