Archive for November, 2005

George Bush Wants All Your Chickens

Researchers in Arkansas, of all places, have found a way to convert chicken fat to fuel. Thats right, chicken fat into gas. In an effort to decrease the countries dependency on foreign fuels, the number of chicken hatched and produced in this country will increase70% and they will all be feed mcdonalds and that greasy […]

Paris “Trailer Trash” Hilton

Is it just me, or is this broad just ugly as hell??
I swear she looks like a bird and with the pale-as-candlewax skin and this less-than-stellar get up she’s rockin’ (what’s with her wearing granny’s old rat-fur shawl?) she looks more like a “Feed the Tacky” ad than a hotel heiress.
Are those scabs […]

Jessica Simpleton

I’ve generally never had a problem with the fashion choices of Madame Jessica.
But when she decided to use last year’s Xmas wrapping paper as the inspiration for this mess, I’m forced to ask… what is she thinking??
Funny thing is, Fashion Police didn’t see the problem with it…

2005 Darryl Strawberry “Pookie” Award Goes To Michael Irvin

DALLAS (AP) — Former Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin was named the 2005 recipient of the prestigious Darryl Strawberry “Pookie” Award for Crackhead Achievement. The annoncement was made after Irvin was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia. Plano police officers searched his vehicle during a traffic stop and found a crack pipe.
Irvin, an […]

50 Cent: Gangster

Gangster? …Who me? Never!
Actually, one could say im some what of a 50 fan, i dont hate the nigga or no shit. And ill bump some of his shit. But i couldnt help my self on this picture. I just had to. Its like gotdammit man. This shit aint even artistic! Its just fucking […]

Coming out of the Closet

Ok so I really think that the writers for Desparate Housewives need a nomination for the Heros of Insensitivity award due to the storyline which basically has a black family on the block who have locked up thier ‘developmentally disabled’ son in the basement.
ANNY way, apparantly, on the set actor Page Kennedy, who played […]

Let There Be Blashphamy!

In news that should be filed under, “Youre not gonna believe this shit…” and/or “Are you fucking serious?” The Smoking Gun reports that there is a Los Angeles couple that hopes to sell to the public a new wine, named “Jesus Juice”. Thats right, read it again if you have to.
Not only is the […]

Haute Bunnies

Super Duper Designer Roberto Cavalli has designed the new Playboy Bunny costumes - and will be showcased and displayed at the new Playboy venues at the Palms Casino in sin city - Las Vegas sometime this holiday season.
The new Cavalli costumes were showcased along with vintage Playboy Bunny Costumes in a private media fashion show […]

Fuck A Funny Title: 50 Cent Fucking Sucks

Rap feuds aren’t usually about differing opinions on President Bush. However, that appears to be the case between morbid ass 50 Cent of G-Unit (which stands for Garbage-U Niggas Is Trash), and Kanye West.
50, who was shot 9 times by some bitch ass bullets that couldn’t finish the damn job, says he disagrees with West’s […]

The Real Question is Why Are You Taking A Dump At Home Depot?

DENVER, Colorado (AP) — Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Kentucky store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.
Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because he had eaten at Chipotle and the […]