I’m watching TLC’s new show “The Adam Carolla Project” which happens to be the guts. A professional comedian, apparantly has his contractor’s license as well ahd has been ‘contracted’ by TLC to document his project of kicking his dad out of his raggedy house and rebuild it - all on film.
Anyway, one of adam’s crew […]

So much for a happy birthday.
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Gabrielle Union, who turns 32 on Oct. 29, has seen a scuttled party became a flashpoint between her high-powered PR firm and the owner of a hot Hollywood nightclub.
An email written by publicist Holly Shakoor of BWR Public Relations was quickly disseminated around Industry in-boxes Friday. In the missive, Shakoor, […]

On October the 20th, Dario Valcarcel, a 50 year old Virginian teacher, got his muthafuckin ass beat with a bat by student who was pissed about receiving a bad grade.
Word around the school is, the student - soon to be convict, was pissed at his science teacher for giving him a bad grade that […]

Last week, Apple unveiled the fifth generation iPod, with video playback capability. Imagine the great possibilities of carrying your porn collection, photos and videos, with you everywhere. Get a little edgy at work, a little stressed, grab your iPod and head to the bathroom and rub one out. No more waiting to go home. Use […]

George Bush knows what he is doing after all ( not really ). Due to high ass gas prices, the nations murder rate is at a 40 year low. The rates on violent crimes are reported to be at a 30 year low, according to the FBI.
Analyst report the following reasons as to why […]

Sometime soon, but really, who fucking knows when. Saddam Hussien and 7 senior members of his 23 year kick in the ass, will face trails for crimes committed against Shiite ( that word looks like it reads ‘Shitty’ doesnt it? ) town of Dujail as it is common knowledge that Saddam and his peoples ordered […]

BRUSSELS - European Hoes called for their so called profession to be recognized as work Monday, saying they deserved the same social rights as other employees who dont suck dick for money.
He-Bitches and female hoes from the International Committee on the Rights of Sex Workers in Europe (ICRSE) or other wise knows as H.O.E. ( […]

In SriLanka, the other day - A lazy ass SriLankan Airlines stewardess called in a fucking bomb threat because the bitch wanted the fucking day off, a newspaper reported Sunday. The news paper also commented that “Not even a Ghetto of individual would have pulled that bullshit right there!”
Investigators traced the call and found […]

A high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet appeared to improve the condition of mice with a rodent form of Alzheimer’s disease, researchers report. Wow, eat lard, and remember where you put your car keys.
The study found this diet reduced levels of the brain protein amyloid-beta, an indicator of Alzheimer’s disease. The finding contradicts previous studies that concluded that […]

Foxy Brown has revealed that she is slowly losing her hearing after being diagnosed with a rare condition that only affects 1 in 10,000–congratulations Foxy! Her hearing loss would explain why her last few albums sucked more dick than Superhead. Also, speculation as to whether or not Jacki-O beating Foxy’s ass was a factor […]