Inside the lyrics is the a random periodical on the INS where we take a song and its lyrics or a portion of the lyrics song or whatever, and talk shit about it.
And for our inaugural song, i had to choose David Banners Play, although currently the song is a little bit more than [...]

About 2 million homes are still without power after Wilma rolled through Florida. Gov. Jeb (yeah, JEB) Bush, son of former president and brother of current president, toured the area earlier this week along with his brother.
Here are some quotes from our president regarding Florida:
“Things don’t happen instantly, but things are happening.” – No shit, [...]

Apparantly the J.Paul Getty museum right here in Cali is under investigation, getting sued by both Greece and Italy and has been proposed to have aquired thier masterpieces on display by LOOTING.
That’s right, they got thier shit the old fashioned way, which is probably why they never charged to enter thier facility…*snicker*
To sum up the [...]

Infinity Broadcasting has named the former front man and currently unemployed rocker David Lee Roth as one of two replacements for Howard Stern. The other ball of talent will be handyman and journeyman Adam Carolle. Roth got his start in radio when he was fired as front man for 80’s rocker band Van Halen. Carolla [...]

tentatively titled “My Fuehrer — The Really Truest Truth About Adolf Hitler ” a nazi-infused comedy (?) will be made in Germany by a Swiss-born director. Dani Levy, whose “Go For Zucker!” was the big hit of this year’s German Film Awards, will direct the film, which is still in development.
Go For Zucker!, a [...]

A single car for his personal use, and a humble car used only for transportation, this vehicle is possibly the only car personally owned by Pope John Paul II. He is believed to be the only Pope that had a personal vehicle during his papacy.
Not only is this car a piece of shit er [...]

Civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks has passed away and is now riding the bus to heaven, and this time she gets to sit in the front seat. She was 92. Gotdamn….
Shirley Kaigler, Parks’ lawyer, said she died while taking a nap early on Monday evening surrounded by a small group of friends and family members.
“She [...]

“I’ve never even met him” – says paris.
“It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs. He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him,” the talentless wonder said through her spokesman.
Alas, the bitterness between burly actor Tom Sizemore and I forgot why [...]

Ok so Beyonce’s newest venture is actually called “House of Dereon”
HOUSTON – Tina Knowles takes great care to remove the lid of a giant box. She pulls out a thick purple book and cradles it in her hands. It bears a gold symbol that looks at first glance like a fancy backward letter C.
She [...]

The Black Eyed Peas have done it again. First they offended a bunch of wheelchair bound retarded muthafuckas with that song "Lets Get Retarded", and now they’re being extremely insensitive to women with breast cancer while Fergie refers to her tits are "lovely lady lumps".
Now that you’ve been enlightened, notice how [...]