Archive for September, 2005

Starlicious

Charlize Theron looks fab-u in this super classy black low neck dress, simple elegant black sandals and slick bob haircut. Thursday, Charlize bought a hollywood star – and she looks the part! 2 thumbs up! Fashion Police article

TeleTubbyTara

TARA Reid is bordering on a breakdown now that her E! show, “Taradise” has been officially canceled and other offers of work have dried up, her friends say. She’s mad that she’s gained weight, has bad skin, looks gross and shocked that a network canned a show that showed her acting like a washed [...]

Hooked On Phonics Didn’t Work For Fantasia!

Third season American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino has managed to make it this far in life without the ability to functionally read or write, adding to her not so amazing singing ability.
In her upcoming book, “Life Isn’t Don’t Be No Fairry Tail” transcribed by a white man and 3 blind monkeys, she reveals this information. [...]

Usher “Burns” Evacuees

Usher wants to be startin’ something good this fall. The R&B skinnyboy announced Thursday he will headline a benefit concert, Project Restart, in his native Atlanta to aid those affected by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.
“When I thought about what I could do to help, I decided that I wanted to do something direct [...]

Ass, Gas Or Cash…No One Flies For Free

FORT WORTH, Texas – American Airlines, the nation’s largest passenger air carrier, announced Friday that it was canceling 15 round trips temporarily in markets it serves from its two largest hubs, Chicago O’Hare and Dallas-Fort Worth international airports. The cutbacks will go into effect Wednesday and continue through Oct. 29, when American said it will [...]

Iron Mike Doesn’t Bite On Porn Offer

Iron Mike Tyson is back on meds and has come to his fucking senses, turning down the opportunity to star in an X-rated film.
Earlier this year, the former boxing World Heavyweight Champion admitted he was interested in breaking into the industry after allegedly being approached by representatives of porn superstar Jenna Jameson to [...]

Elizabeth Taylor Wants To Die

Elizabeth Taylor is said to be losing her battle with heart disease. The Hollywood star – who had a long history of health problems before being diagnosed with congestive heart failure – has allegedly “lost the will to live”.
The 73-year-old is reportedly sleeping between 12 and 14 hours a day and hasn’t left her swanky [...]

Nore feat. Pharrell – Im A G

Nore has once again teamed up with pharrell on his latest track “Im A G”. This shit here is pretty bangin, definitely a head nodder. A slower tempo track, its still club bangable ( yea im making up words ). It might be a little slow, but you can still get your drunk [...]

Chopper – I See Ya Lil Daddy

Young City has a new single out – I See Ya Lil Daddy. First of all, how old is this man? He might not be of legal drinkin age, but im sorry, there is no way in the fuck i could be over 16 and id let anybody get away with calling me “lil daddy”
As [...]

Che’ Whitey Feeds A Black Man To The Lion King

Why did the lion cross the road? Because a white South African made him an offer he couldn’t refuse–fresh nigga-ka-bobs.
Mark Scott-Crossley, 37, a white building contractor/devil worshipper, and his black accomplice (who he probably bribed with Colt 45), farm labourer Simon Mathebula, 43, were found guilty in April of murdering Nelson Chisale by feeding [...]